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Rod Barley (Lucas)

Lucas is the smoldering cabana boy, he's well endowed to serve your every need. With a mysterious past and a yen for all things mathematical, he likes to do basic arithmetic (e.g. Lucas + Women = Kinky). Look forward to his many affairs and the horrific result of a diseased member (of the cast).


Lars Frichtenstein (Dieter Kleinpimmel)

Dieter's Phone Conversation With Vale

Dieter is the bumbling well-intentioned private investigator of fair Grecian Hills. With a thick German accent, and a thicker tummy, he likes good schnitzel, bitter beer, and can't wait to meet a girl just like his mama. With his ascerbic charm, he'll worm his way into your collective hearts.

Dieter's Crime Journal

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Akiko Terada (Yumi) Yumi is a new arrival to Grecian Hills, a sweet Japanese exchange student, it is her sad lot to live with the cranky curmudgeon Miss Shirley Abblebaum. Confused by her angry host auntie, she tries to stay away from her as much as feasible. A smoldering bundle of repressed sexual energy, the possibilities are endless for her American immersion.

Yumi's Voice Mail Service


Frances McMillan (Shirley Abblebaum) Shirley is one of the wealthiest residents of our fair town, however she's also the cruelest. She hates being put in a position where she isn't in control, and needs to flex her power.

Though she doesn't want the inconvenience of a "young hell hound" her position in society demands it.

Auntie's cranky reply to Yumi

Bios 3